An Object To Me

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after thinking about songs that have that message of ‘you're just an object to me’ i decided to write a funny song that takes that message literally.

lyrics

I pick up a hot plate of food and shriek oh my you burned me
But no apologies are heard from the plate or microwave
I had a pain in my back from sitting forward on my couch
I tell the soft cushion what I think of it and I say this

You're just an object to me
You're just an object to me
How could you ever be
Anything but an object to me

I stub my toe on a table and cry out like a child
Who put this object here it sticks out and it drives me wild
A coffee mug spills boiling liquid on my throbbing hands
What are you doing to me coffee mug I must command

You're just an object to me
You're just an object to me
How could you ever be
Anything but an object to MEEEE

All that matters is MEEEE
Have you forgotten about MYYY reality

Inanimate object, you have a chance to redeem yourself
When I stare daggers through your soul it should make you pee yourself
If you have any self-respect you will get out of my way
If you have anything to say you better say to me (now)

You're just an object to me
You're just an object to me
How could you ever be
Anything but an object to me

Hey Mr. sunglasses, Hey Mr. computer
Hey Mr. baseball hat, Hey Mr. welcome mat
Hey Mr. garbage can, Hey Mr. bathroom mirror
Hey Mr. toilet cleanser, Hey Mr. clothes hanger

Hey Mr. cellphone charger, Hey Mr. cellophane
Hey Mr. step ladder, Hey Mr. aeroplane
Hey Mr. dirty ashtray, Hey Mr. DVD case
Hey Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mrs. toaster

You're just an object to me
You're just an object to me
How could you ever be
Anything but an object to me

credits

from Energies I, released December 9, 2012

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